⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER & LIABILITY WAIVER
BY USING THIS WEBSITE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE: This is a satirical entertainment application. You accept FULL responsibility and liability for any emotional damage, hurt feelings, existential crises, or sudden realizations about your life choices. The creators of this application (MuddySheep and affiliates) are NOT responsible for any psychological trauma, damaged self-esteem, or tears shed while using this service.
NO WARRANTIES: This application is provided "AS IS" without any warranties, express or implied. We make no guarantees that this will improve your life (it probably won't). We are not responsible if you actually become motivated and succeed - that's on you.
ASSUMPTION OF RISK: You voluntarily assume all risks associated with being roasted, including but not limited to: emotional distress, questioning life choices, sudden motivation, or the realization that an AI understands your failures better than you do.
INDEMNIFICATION: You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless MuddySheep, its creators, and any associated parties from any claims, damages, or legal actions arising from your use of this application or your inability to handle the truth about your failures.
IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS, CLOSE THIS WINDOW IMMEDIATELY AND GO BACK TO YOUR COMFORT ZONE.